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  • Writer's pictureJohn K Maltby II, D.C.

The Personality Test

Personality Test
The White Pine Chiropractic Spectacularly Overly Simplified Personality Quiz that Complicates Everything for no Good Reason

About a year ago I heard a person describe that they judge everyone by how they answer 2 questions:

- Do you like cats or dogs?

- Do you like cake or pie?

Your answer could be one or the other, or you could be neutral. As an experiment I began to ask people these questions in order to gauge if there was any merit to this line of questioning. In the process I compiled a list of 101 similar types of questions and have printed out a small pamphlet here in the office for people to pick up and have fun with. I have decided to post this during the Holiday season this year so that you have a quick guide to look to in case you and your family need something to discuss.

Now, there are several different kinds of personality test around that you could do. They are much more involved and some people base most of their life around the results. They can be helpful in letting you know how and why you interact with the people around you, but I encourage you to look at the results as a help for you to be better, not as an excuse for bad behavoir. If you wish to try any of these here is a short list of the others:


- and many more......

Below will be the list of questions we put together. Choose one of the options you prefer or state that you are neutral. Be ready to defend each answer with a short dissertation.

  1. Coffee or Tea?

  2. Black and White or Color?

  3. Drawings or Paintings?

  4. Dresses or Skirts?

  5. Books or Movies?

  6. Pepsi or Coke?

  7. Chinese or Italian?

  8. Early Bird or Night Owl?

  9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

  10. Introvert or Extrovert?

  11. Hugs or Kisses?

  12. Hunting or Fishing?

  13. Winter or Summer?

  14. Spring or Fall?

  15. Rural or Urban?

  16. PC or Mac?

  17. Tan or Pale?

  18. Cake or Pie?

  19. Ice Cream or Yogurt?

  20. Ketchup or Mustard?

  21. Sweet Pickles or Dill Pickles?

  22. Comedy or Mystery?

  23. Boots or Sandals?

  24. Silver or Gold?

  25. Jazz or Classical?

  26. Dancing or Singing?

  27. Checkers or Chess?

  28. Board Games or Video Games?

  29. Wine or Beer?

  30. Freckles or Dimples?

  31. Honey mustard or BBQ sauce?

  32. Body weight exercises or Lifting Weights?

  33. Baseball or Basketball?

  34. Crossword puzzles or Sudokus?

  35. Facial hair or Clean Shaven?

  36. Crushed ice or Cubed ice?

  37. Skiing or Snowboarding?

  38. Smile or Game Face?

  39. Bracelet or Necklace?

  40. Fruit or Vegetable?

  41. Sausage or Bacon?

  42. Scrambled or Fried?

  43. Dark Chocolate or White Chocolate?

  44. Tattoos or Piercings?

  45. Antique or Brand New?

  46. Dress up or Dress Down?

  47. Cowboys or Aliens?

  48. Cats or Dogs?

  49. Pancakes or Waffles?

  50. Bond or Bourne?

  51. Sci-Fi or Fantasy?

  52. Numbers or Letters?

  53. Star Wars or Star Trek?

  54. Fair or Theme Park?

  55. Money or Fame?

  56. Washing Dishes or Doing Laundry?

  57. Snakes or Sharks?

  58. Orange Juice or Apple Juice?

  59. Sunrise or Sunset?

  60. Slacker or Over-achiever?

  61. Pen or Pencil?

  62. Peanut Butter or Jelly?

  63. Grammys or Oscars?

  64. Detailed or Abstract?

  65. Multiple Choice questions or Essay Questions?

  66. Adventurous or Cautious?

  67. Saver or Spender?

  68. Glasses or Contacts?

  69. Laptop or Desktop?

  70. Classic or Modern?

  71. Personal chef or Personal Trainer?

  72. Internet or Cell Phone?

  73. Call or Text?

  74. Curly hair or Straight?

  75. Shower in the morning or Evening?

  76. Spicy or Mild?

  77. Marvel or DC?

  78. Paying a mortgage or Rent?

  79. Sky dive or Bungee jumping

  80. Oreos or Chips Ahoy?

  81. Jello or Pudding?

  82. Truth or Dare?

  83. Roller Coaster or Ferris wheel?

  84. Leather or Denim?

  85. Stripes or Solids?

  86. Bagels or Muffins?

  87. Whole wheat or White?

  88. Beads or Pearls?

  89. Hardwood or Carpet?

  90. Bright colors or Neutral tones?

  91. Be older than you are or younger?

  92. Picnic or nice restaurant?

  93. Raisins or Nuts?

  94. Black leather or Brown Leather?

  95. Long Hair or short hair?

  96. “Ready, aim, fire” or “Ready, fire, aim”?

  97. Fiction or Non-fiction?

  98. Smoking or Non-smoking?

  99. Think before you talk or Talk before you think?

  100. Neither, Either or Neither, Either?

  101. Asking questions or Answering Questions?

I hope this list finds you and yours Happy and Healthy this Christmas.

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